Share and Enjoy’ is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium-sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years. The motto stands– or rather stood– in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department space port on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives– now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “Go stick your head in a pig,” and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.” Douglas Adams Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

Trump truly has met the criteria to mark him as the GREATEST president in the Galaxy because he is a man for his these times. This what makes him the most successful president that the global elites, in this age of fake book, instaspam, and nano fly memories could ever wish for.

Trump is the ultimate Punch Puppet there to keep you hot and bothered screaming lookout Judy as you gnash your teeth at his outrageous foolishness, All the while the globalist pickpockets who you really need to be concerned about work the room skilfully and rob you blind without the crowd realising it. Such is the level of distraction people let them selves focus emotionally on the headlines as they ignore the far less sexy but intellectually important fine print. Mission Accomplished.

“The President in particular is very much a figurehead — he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had — he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud”. Douglas Adams Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Or as Henry Kissinger, who still tittering around the halls of power once said “The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer”. So keep talking Trump we need more time.

And like Zaphod Trump does not give a frig about what people think. You can not shame Trump. For he has the same view as the other great galactic president of all times Zaphod once stated “ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now” .

More importantly Trump knows; as the coolest guy in the room, he does not have to listen to any one. Because hey if it all goes sideways he can always go and party with his own GREAT groovy self somewhere else.

Short of impeachment (and even then I’m not so sure) Trump ego means he is bullet proof. Trump knows the universe love Trump and thinks he is the greatest – hell the universe was created for one person alone Trump. Its not hard to read the paragraph below and replace the words Zaphod with Trump.

“The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses. To explain — since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation — every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake…And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as extrapolated from a piece of fairy cake… if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion. The door of the Vortex swung open…He waited for him to flop forwards out of the box, as they all did. Instead, he stepped out. `Hi!” he said….“Beeblebrox …” gasped Gargravarr’s mind in amazement…“Could I have a drink please?” said Zaphod…“You … you … have been in the Vortex?” stammered Gargravarr…“You saw me, kid.” …“And it was working?”….“Sure was.’..’`And you saw the whole infinity of creation?”…“Sure. Really neat place, you know that?’…“And you saw yourself,” said Gargravarr, “in relation to it all?”…“Oh, yeah, yeah.”…“But … what did you experience?”Zaphod shrugged smugly.“It just told me what I knew all the time. I’m a really terrific and great guy. Didn’t I tell you, baby, I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox!”….“Hey,” he said, “is that really a piece of fairy cake?” He ripped the small piece of confectionery from the sensors with which it was surrounded…He ate it.

Jokes aside the ‘genius’ behind Trump is his galatic sized ego allows him to not only ignore his dis-tractors circumnavigating the need to engage them as he himself keeps his eye on the ball of one true mission. making sure that Trump pleases one person and one person alone Trump.

Trump get what the the MSM fail to realises. Trump – self financed unlike most Washington insiders, only has to appease his own followers (who he know think he GREAT) those who will endorse his ego. The rest are unimportant as the fairy cake in a holographic universe built so that Trump can simply look in the mirror and reinforces his own image of his own GREATNESS.

His strategy simple (no surprises there). Trump takes the credit when his voters and the world think he did good (did GREAT) and he passes the blame on to someone else (“your fired”) when they don’t. ††

It formula, like it or not which is working…at least for Trump if no one else. Trump woo his allies and distracts with blazen outrage those who make the mistake of thinking he’s not part of the 1%. Yet he has come along for the ride not to be part of a dream or push a vision of lofty higher concepts. For Trump he singed up for the gig for one reason he wanted to creating an marketing platform for the ultimate brand. Brand Trump the ultimate reality TV series that never ends.

When Trumps not the real issue just the symptom of why democracy is failing and the worlds resources and power continue to centralise in the hands of the few.