GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS -DONT PANIC COVID19 SEASON TWO

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.”― Douglas Adams


Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (aka Microsoft)

The only profitable division of the company is its Complaints division, which takes up all of the major landmasses on the first three planets in the Sirius Tau system. The theme song for the Complaints division is Share and Enjoy, and has since become the theme apparent for the company as a whole. The main office building and headquarters for the company was originally built to represent this motto, but due to bad architecture it sank halfway into the ground, killing many talented young complaints executives. The downside to this is that the upper halves of the motto’s words now read, in the local language, “Go Stick Your Head in a Pig.” Douglas Adam Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

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The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes”. Douglas Adams HHGG.

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